10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22