10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters