10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.