10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."