10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.