10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-