10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear