10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Welcome to kicker school
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet