10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker is for loners.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'