10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Welcome to kicker school