10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.