10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.