10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Fold and live to fold again
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword