10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from