10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.