10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph