10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Poker is for loners.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway