10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.