10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz