10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.