10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.