10 Random Poker Quotes

Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
"Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
"I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright