10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Fook the floosh droo!
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.