10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln