10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright