10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.