10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Welcome to kicker school
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth