10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.