10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)