10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester