10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Welcome to kicker school
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "No river, no fish."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester