10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Welcome to kicker school
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.