10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?