10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Welcome to kicker school