10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-