10 Random Poker Quotes

• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker is for loners.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.