10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.