10 Random Poker Quotes

• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright