10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.