10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.