10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• It's Free To Fold...
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.