10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water