10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim