10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.