10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?