10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Welcome to kicker school
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson