10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.