10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach