10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger