10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Welcome to kicker school
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- It's Free To Fold...
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.